Miami needs it but New York wants it, and we're a country where luxury comes before necessity. New York by an artificial hair.
Dallas vs. Carolina:
I hadn't actually noticed that East and West have not faced each other this season. Now that I have, let me express my dismay at the mockery being made of tradition this week. Dallas by a circus peanut.
Philadelphia vs. Chicago:
Though Philadelphia as a team is -2 while Chicago is +2 on the season, Philly's particular lineup tonight has outperformed Chi's particular lineup. This is the kind of tidbit that the full-time professional has at his fingertips but a player moonlighting as a prognosticator is apt to overlook. Philly by one.
Los Angeles vs. Manhattan:
Isn't it? LA, by the length of a Lindsay Lohan sobriety jag.
ETA: Maybe I should omit the bars on the capital I's. The srambled words are IONPA, LABREW, NYBAD, NOBAIL.
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All I get is "BANAWA DO A BLIP" so maybe Y should be circled instead of I for "BANAWA BY A PLOD" (Banawa by applaud).
OK, sorry sorry sorry. I promise no more mistakes this season. Or else I have to make fun of myself.
ReplyDeleteI fixed it. But you're probably in bed so you still get credit for solving first.
Sorry sorry sorry sorry.
So it is "BANAWA DO I PLAY?"
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